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Lectromag [Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy...] I got off of Mars before the planetary shield was activated, Limburger, but so did somebody else... ...and they're tracking me.
Limburger Say no more, Lectromag, my magnetic menace. I've already been stalking-- er, talking to some of my more scrupulous associates in the area and they are on their way to assist. Now, how is our precious cargo doing?
Lectromag Doctor Hawwki? Been quiet as a mouse. Whatever went down between you two before you handed her off to me has really got her gears turning.
Limburger Good, good. Back to more pressing matters. I wonder... who was crazy enough to chase after you? [Cut to the Biker Mice.]
Vinnie The Biker Mice from Mars are in outer space! I always felt it was a crime to keep a handsome mug like mine contained to one planet!
Throttle Maybe read the room, Vincent? We only got this ship because Modo's family gave it to us, meaning they had to stay behind on Mars.
Vinnie Right. I was just... I've never actually been... sorry, Modo.
Throttle We're thousands of miles from home, with no bikes, no backup, and no way to contact our families. Maybe instead of having fun you could try to help?
Vinnie Gee, I said I was sorry, Throttle. I'll try to work the comms again.
Modo Don't bother. Can't get through to anybody. Think maybe that out-of-control geo-assembler is disrupting comms? [Cut to the scene of Detonator's destruction.]
Throttle "That guy who kidnapped Hawwki... Lectromag? He hit that crazy killer bot with an electromagnetic pulse. If the Plutarkian shield around Mars is electromagnetic, too..."
Modo [Cut to a zoomed-out shot of a shielded Mars.] "...It means Mars can't receive any messages from off-planet. Can't get any messages out, either."
Vinnie "I bet those slimeball Plutarkians can." [Cut back to the trio.] The Plutarkians could be up to anything-- or that geo-assembler could be destroying the planet right now-- and we would have no idea! Should we... head back?
Throttle We wouldn't make it past the shield. And we can't stop the geo-assembler without Hawwki. We have to help her and get her back to Mars.
Modo Where do you think Lectromag is headed?
Throttle Looks like he's on a course for somewhere called the Merge... but it's strange that he hasn't jumped to hyper-speed yet.
Modo What do you think he's waiting f-- [The ship's alarm system goes off.]
Throttle That's the proximity alert, but where... oh. [The ship is captured.] They've got us in a tractor beam! [They are kidnapped and placed in a holding ward with other captured ships.]
Red Stalker Reach out to the Plutarkian and tell him his friend is clear to make the jump to hyper-speed. We have his pursuers-- and our prey-- in hand. Such a shame that this will be the easiest hunt the Stalkers ever had. [They inspect the ship, only to find it deserted.]
Green Stalker It's... empty?
Red Stalker But how? The Plutarkian said we would find some high-value Martian... [He spots the mice.] ...mice. After them! The hunt begins... [The mice split up and hide around the ship, communicated with each other discreetly.]
Vinnie Do you read me, bros? I heard them call themselves "Stalkers." But these are not the type of Stalkers a handsome mouse such as myself is used to.
Modo I've heard of them. Intergalactic hunters. They pay for the privilege of hunting high-value targets.
Vinnie And a bod like mine is definitely high-value!
Throttle Oh, they're gonna pay for this, all right. Let's find a way to-- [His comm creates static; he finds a grate and opens it with his tail.] Bros? I think they're jamming our comms. Can anyone read me?
Vinnie Throttle? Modo? Hello? Oh! Hello... [Vinnie stumbles upon a port of ships.] ...what do we have here? You know, if the Biker Mice from Mars are gonna be in outer space, we might need some upgrades...
Guard #1 Guard duty! While a hunt is on in our very own ship!
Guard #2 Guarding our hyperdrive engine is important. If any of those mice sabotaged this thing, it would be--
Guard #1 The humiliation! The embarrassment! I am a hunter! Bah! Those mice are lucky I'm not hunting them!
Modo Oh yeah? And why's that?
Guard #1 Because if I found them, I'd... Wait, who--
Modo [Modo faces the surly guard, having already neutralized his partner.] Hi. [He whacks the guard with his tail.] Now what was that about messing with the ship's hyperdrive? [Cut to Throttle, who is being chased by a Stalker.]
Soldier #1 You have my sincere thanks for providing me with a real hunt, mouse!
Throttle You have my thanks for letting me swipe this sick hoverboard! [He grabs onto a nearby grate.] And you have my apologies... for this! [He drops the hoverboard onto the Stalker.]
Soldier #1 Ooof!
Throttle Cheap shot, but it felt good! Now to do something about our comms. [Cut to Modo, trying to disable the hyperdrive engine.]
Modo And if I disconnect this dohickey and insert this thingama--
Soldier #2 Turn around, Martian. I want my face to be the last thing you see.
Modo [The engine explodes; Modo runs away from the control panel.] 'Cuz you're so ugly you're gonna make me go blind? [The soldier is dazed by the explosion; Modo gives him an uppercut to the jaw.]
Soldier #2 Rraa!
Modo [Sparks fly from the engine.] Huh. I guess that did the trick! [Cut to Vinnie.]
Vinnie At least all that time hanging around Harley's Garage was good for something. [Alarms begin to go off.] That's either a really good sign or a really bad sign!
Blue Stalker What's that?
Purple Stalker There's a fire in the hyperdrive chamber!
Green Stalker The Martians! [Throttle lands out of the grate.]
Throttle This should fix our comms. Never thought I'd miss Vincent so much... [He presses a button.] Okay, time to get out of here! [He makes his escape, meeting up with Modo.] Bros?!
Modo Back here, Throttle!
Throttle Modo! Whoa! Where did these come from?!
Modo They were here when I got back!
Vinnie Kzzh-- can you hear me?
Throttle Vincent! Tell us about these championship choppers!
Vincent I'm pretty sure those beauties are space-worthy!
Modo These gorgeous gas guzzlers go galactic?
Soldier #3 There they are! [Soldiers shoot at the pair.]
Modo Where are you, Vinnie?!
Vinnie Our ship's still stuck in the tractor beam. I'm gonna deactivate it. I need you to buy me some time!
Modo Not too much time! I may have started a large fire in the hyperdrive room!
Throttle Modo, are you thinking what I'm thinking...?
Modo I believe I am, my astro bro...
Throttle, Modo ...Let's rocket and ride!
Throttle You Stalkers sure you wanna be doing this right now?
Modo Yeah, isn't your mothership about to go up in flames?!
Soldier #4 The Stalkers never back down from a hunt!
Modo Neither do Biker Mice riding interstellar stallions! [The Stalker suffers a direct hit.]
Soldier #4 Aaah!
Throttle I know with a name like "Stalkers" you wanna get up close and personal... ...But I need space! [He lands two hits.]
Modo Space is where I'm gonna blast these tailgaters to! I wonder how much these guys paid to have us hand their butts to them?!
Throttle Wooo! Modo, I could get used to zero gravity!
Modo I could get used to zero enemies-- look!
Throttle Aw, man. Vincent... [Cut to Vinnie.] ...How's it going?
Vinnie Oh hey, bros, I forgot you were out there.
Throttle Vincent!
Vinnie Kidding! Listen guys, I know I joke around too much sometimes-- especially when things getway intense-- but I promise you I've always got your back. Reversing the tractor beam... now! [The beam is deactivated and their ship falls out of the port.]
Throttle Nice job! Now we just need to shake these Stalker stooges!
Modo Easier said than done!
Vinnie Yours truly has that covered, too, bros! Since I can reverse the tractor beam, I bet I can also oppositize it.
Throttle "Oppositize" it?
Vinnie Yeah, instead of the tractor beam capturing our ship... ...I'll just make sure it captures all of theirs!
Soldier #5 What the?!
Soldier #6 The tractor beam!
Throttle Radical work, Vinnie! Now grab your bike and get out here before that mothership's hyperdrive blows!
Vinnie It's getting hotter than me in here!
Throttle Hurry up, Vinnie... ...That fire looks really bad from out here.
Vinnie Um, bros? What do you think happens to a hyperdrive unit when it explodes?
Throttle Let's not stick around to find out! Come on, move your tail! [Vinnie activates a spear, latching onto the mice's ship.]
Vinnie Got it! [The hyperdrive explodes.] Bros!
Throttle Vincent!
Modo Vinnie! [The rope attaching Vinnie severs.]
To be continued...

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  • The Milky Way

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