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Scabbard In line, maggots!
Mars: The Martian Plains Army Boot Camp
Scabbard We're at war, recruits! The Plutarkian army is launching an invasion! I need an army of strong mice to repel them! Not this pathetic pack of yahoos!
Sergeant Scabbard is whipping a gang of new recruits into shape, among those being Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie, all having chosen to volunteer for the draft.
Vinnie [whispering, to Modo] Sergeant Scabbard really knows how to stir a crowd, doesn't he, Modo?
Modo I could use a pair of earmuffs. He's got serious decibel range.
Scabbard [off-screen] Who said that? [Scabbard comes in close to Vinnie's face, foaming at the mouth.] You think you're funny, recruit? What's your name?
Vinnie Vinnie. Uh... sir.
Scabbard Well, "Chuckles," you're about to put a smile on my face...
From now on, you're the Bicycle Mice! [Scabbard watches from afar as the three mice struggle to climb a training wall.]
Vinnie Bicycle Mice? Come on. That one hurts. Not that there's anything wrong with a good ten-speed, but...
Modo I didn't sign up for personal insults, Throttle.
Throttle Keep pushing, Modo! It's not that bad... [cut to the trio crawling through barbed wire.
Vinnie You were saying?
Throttle ...Mud builds character?
Modo Or a staph infection!
Scabbard Keep going! You're not nearly dirty enough yet!
[to Vinnie, struggling through the course] What's the matter, funny guy? I don't see you laughing!
Vinnie Gah! I'm trying, Sergeant Scabbard, but I'm all out of knock-knock jokes!
Transport Depot Later...
Carbine Sorry they impounded your bikes-- they're a part of you, I know. And you're better on them.
Throttle Hey, Carbine. It's just the first few weeks of boot camp, right? We'll be back in action soon enough.
Carbine You know you don't have to pretend. I know this is tough. Not what you're used to.
Throttle You think I made a mistake?
Carbine What do you think?
Throttle We've already lost so much to the Plutarkians, but...
...Looking at "Sergeant Sanctimonious," it's pretty clear we're not cut from the same cloth.
Carbine That's what I like about you-- you three are kinda special.
Throttle Don't tell me you like us all the same.
Carbine I may like you a little bit more. Don't tell the other two.
The two share a brief glance at each other before cutting it short.
Carbine Ahem. Just hang in there, Throttle. I know it may not feel like it, but...
[narration, off-screen] "Mars is safer with the three of you right here."
The Outskirts of Brimstone
A horned beast belonging to Sweep and Enfield has attacked an intruder. Rimfire, a horrified witness, calls his parents for help.
Rimfire Mama! Papa!
Primer Come quick!
Enfield [armed with a scythe] Rimfire... Primer... You kids stay back!
Sweep What is it, Enfield?
Enfield Looks like--
[off-screen as the intruder is revealed] --Trouble!
Rimfire We found him while milking the horned beasts!
Enfield Recognize him, Sweep?
Sweep No, but I can tell when a mouse needs help.
Soon...
The four bring in the unknown mouse and help him back to health.
Martian Mouse Thank you, folks. Sand Raiders took me by surprise. Usually I can hold my own, but...
Enfield Who are you?
Martian Mouse That's a dangerous question.
It's best I leave and you pretend you never saw me.
Enfield We're a planet on the verge of war.
Sweep What isn't dangerous at this point?
Martian Mouse Fair enough. Name's Stoker.
Stoker [narration; flashbacks to Stoker fighting back against the Plutarkians in swamps]
"But that doesn't matter...
"...the only thing that does...
"is fighting back against the Plutarkians.
"Because of them, I lost everything. My family. My home.
"And I'm here to make sure...
"That it doesn't happen to anyone else."
A group of Sand Raiders impending onto Brimstone.
VROOOM
Sand Raider Rat Let's GOOOO!
Sweep What's that?
Rimfire Mom!
Stoker Whoever it is, they're here for me.
Sweep Go out the back while you still can. We can handle this!
Stoker I can't--
Sweep You will!
Enfield Sand Raiders--
[off-screen] "--And they're messing with the kids!"
Primer Rimfire, I'm scared!
Rimfire Get away from us!
Slobber My, look what we have here-- a couple of teeny mice! Hello, teeny mice! The name's Slobber the Mutt! Don't worry, I'm not here for you. But maybe you know who I'm looking for.
Rimfire Come closer and...
Slobber And what? You'll tell your mom on me?
An off-screen gun shot by Sweep grazes Slobber's head, to his surprise.
VZZZZM
Sweep He won't have too, jerk! Now get away from our kids!
Slobber Tough talk, sister... but looks like you're both outgunned and outnumbered. You'll be nice collateral for our associate, Dominic T. Stilton, until we find the rebel. [he grabs Primer tightly as a hostage.]
Primer Aah!
Enfield Okay-- Okay--- we'll do whatever you say. Just don't hurt our kids. Run, Rimfire-- Go get help, son! [Rimfire scurries off.]
Slobber After him!
Cut to the military base, where the Biker Mice are reminiscing.
Vinnie You think she's lonely?
Modo Who?
Vinnie My bike, Don't tell me you miss yours.
Modo Lil' Hoss? Course I do. Feels like I'm missing half my arm.
Vinnie Bro, you remember when we took on those strip miners over at Hell Pour Gulch?
Modo How can I not?
Flashback at Hell Pour Gulch, where the trio successfully defended against a group of Plutarkian soldiers.
Modo [Narration] "Oh, sure they were ready for us... ...And we were outnumbered a hundred to three... ...But when we work together, the impossible can take place. We saved a chunk of beautiful land that day."
Carbine [to Throttle] Your buddies have attracted an audience.
Vinnie Yo, Throttle-- we were just telling the guys about the strip miners in the Gulch!
Throttle That's your coolest story?
Modo You got a better one?
Throttle What about the time we took out those rat smugglers' entire convoy?
Flashback to the memory.
Rat Smuggler Get bent, Biker Mice!
Modo Someone buy me a fireburger if I shoot out the tires of the guy in front!
Vinnie You're on! [Cut to the present.]
Carbine [to Throttle] Was that story meant to impress me, recruit?
Throttle Hey, we recovered a lot of smuggled goods that day.
Scabbard Alright, Bicycle Mice, fun's over! We got our marching orders! Pack up, and let's head out!
Carbine Sir, where are we going?
Scabbard Got some intel that a munitions factory ten clicks from here needs some fortifying. We need to get there and set up some support!
Vinnie Ten clicks? How much is that in meters?
Throttle Don't suppose we could use our rides?
Vinnie He said marching, didn't he? That means... [narration] "We march."
Scabbard and the recruits are marching through the Martian canyon, with Scabbard himself on an ATV.
Scabbard Voices loud! I wanna hear it! ♫ Well, I don't know but I've been told! ♫
Throttle, Modo, Vinnie, Martian Soldiers ♫ Well, I don't know but I've been told! ♫
Scabbard ♫ A Martian's soul's as good as gold! ♫
Throttle, Modo, Vinnie, Martian Soldiers ♫ A Martian's soul's as good as gold! ♫
Vinnie I bet I can come up with a better line...
Throttle Just keep marching.
Vinnie No, no, it'll be good! Something like, "Martian soup can still get cold!"
Throttle Ugh.
Vinnie What? It's funny!
Throttle Not 50 push-ups funny!
Modo Yo, bros... you seeing something down the road?
Scabbard Maggots-- danger on the horizon! Ready your weapons! [through his binoculars, a young mouse on a bike can be seen coming their way.] Wait... it's just a kid on a motorbike! And sand raiders in pursuit!
Vinnie A kid?
Modo Let me see. [Modo looks through his own binoculars, and identifies him as Rimfire, which energizes him to action.] That's no "kid"! That's Rimfire! [Modo shoves Scabbard off of his ATV.] Gonna need to borrow that, Sergeant!
Scabbard Hey!
Modo Thanks!'
Rimfire [Sand raiders launch their cannons near Rimfire's course of sight, exploding and knocking him off his bike.] Ahhh! K-BOOM
Modo Gotcha!
Rimfire Uncle Modo?!
Modo [to sand raiders] I'm gonna make you regret coming after my nephew!
Sand Raider #1 Oh yeah?! You and what army?!
Sand Raider #2 Uhh... that one!
Throttle Smash those slavers!
Sand Raider #1 A bunch of foot soldiers? Feels like shooting some Martian bog-fish in a--
Sand Raider #3 [The mice's artillery snags one of the Raiders' tires, causing a major collision and the truck flipping over.] Uhhn...
Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie stand above the pit of dazed raiders, other Martian soldiers backing them up behind them and armed with their guns.
Throttle Hey there, fellas. Up for a little conversation?
TRANSPORT DEPOT
Following the aftermath of the assault, the trio, with Rimfire, enter the base, with Modo being visibly shaken at the fact Rimfire could have been killed.
Modo Don't even think about telling me to stay, Throttle!
Vinnie Hang back, kid.
Rimfire But--
Vinnie Let the adults talk.
Throttle I wouldn't! I want to go, too. But-- staling the bikes... breaking ranks... we came here to make allies, Modo.
Modo Sand Raisers are attacking Brimstone. You think we care about the army regulation at a time like this?
Vinnie He's got a point, bro...
Throttle I care about the three of us not standing a chance! If we can get the sergeant's support--
Modo Honestly? I think for you, it's got less to do with being all you can be and more to do with impressing Carbine.
Throttle You think I'd abandon my home... my mom... for a girl?
Vinnie Okay... let's calm down a little.
Modo There's no time, Vinnie. My family is in danger. So are we going? Or not?
Throttle There's a better way to do this. Please, can you just give me some time?
Cut to Modo and Vinnie leaving for Brimstone on their bikes; Rimfire as a passenger with Modo.
VROOOOOOOOMMM
Throttle Right. I guess that's my answer.
BRIMSTONE
Slobber and his Sand Raiders have rounded up the Martian citizen of Brimstone at gunpoint. Stoker can be seen cloaked inside the crowd.
Slobber Good citizens, thank you for you cooperation-- I'm looking for a specific mouse. [Cut to Stoker inside the crowd, glaring at the dog.] His name is Stoker. And I have reason to believe that he'd hiding in your lovely community. Now, I'm not a reasonable mutt. Nor do I have a lot of patience. So...
Harley [A rat grabs Harley by the arm, harassing her. Slobber aims his gun at her.] Get off me!
Slobber How about some target practice! Unless our friend Stoker decides to make himself known--
Stoker Stop! [He pushes through Martians, exposing and making himself known to Slobber.] I'm the one you want.
Slobber Oh my. That was much easier than I thought it'd be... what a shame.
Stoker Let these folks go. You have me. That's what you came for, right?
Slobber [He turns to aim his gun straight at Stoker's chest.] True. But I think taking the capital for the Plutarkians would bag us quite a bonus, don't you think? [A vrooming sound catches his ears.] What is that?
VRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
Vinnie [POOM] Hey, fleabag! It's the sound of you taking a pay cut!
Modo [CHOOM CHOOM] It's tail-whippin' time!
Slobber Take cover! [Slobber and the Sand Raiders attempt to flee.]
Modo Rimfire-- get everyone you can to safety!
Rimfire But I can fight, too!
Modo When you're older, kid!
Slobber Swiss cheese those biker mice-- NOW! [Armed raiders shoot at the mice.] [POOM POOM]
Rimfire Mom-- Dad-- Everyone-- KEEP MOVING!
Harley [ZARK] AH!!!
Stoker Don't worry, beautiful--I gotcha! [SKIRR] [SKIRR]
Throttle [As Vinnie and Modo dodge gunfire on their bikes, cut to Throttle narrating and explaining the situation to Scabbard and Carbine over another panel of Modo dodging scattered bullets.] "Our town's in big trouble..." [SPAK SPAK SPAK SPAK] [Cut to Martian Munitions Factory.] ...and we need the full support of the troops if we're gonna save them--
Scabbard Our orders are to stay here, recruit.
Carbine But Sergeant--
Scabbard The only reason I haven't gone after those two deserters is because I think the army is better of without them.
Carbine Sir, I just think--
Scabbard I think we have orders to protect this munitions factory, Lieutenant. [He begins to walk away from Carbine and Throttle.] Those bicycle mice are on their own.
Carbine I can make him see reason.
Throttle There's no time, Carbine. You know where I belong.
Carbine You never were much for sticking around.
Throttle I'm sorry. I'm like a boomerang, though. I always come back.
Carbine Can't say I didn't see this coming... [Cut to Throttle, back in his signature attire, riding off the factory on his black motorcycle.] "...so I got you a ride." [VROOOOM]
Next: The Freedom to Fight!

Cast[]

Protagonists[]

Antagonists[]

Locations[]

  • Brimstone
  • Martian Plains Army Boot Camp
  • Transport Depot
  • Martian Munitions Factory
  • Hell Pour Gulch (flashback)

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